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家园 【原创】外焦里嫩的时刻(下)少儿不宜

多谢各位捧场,经验值上百了

我们公司对经理的培训很讲究,为此还专门在瑞士设了一个商务学院,这位Anja女侠就是那个学院的专家之一。这次培训分为7个module,Oscar好死不死地偏生坐在我旁边儿,Anja的目光飞过来的时候就带着几分凌厉了。

我真该让良牙给我买个戒指戴着啊!

“……Coaching的第一要素‘倾听’我先讲到这里,接下来我需要一位学员跟我做演示,哪位主动报名?”Anja微笑着环视全场。

跟芬兰女侠玩儿角色扮演?我怕怕。

会议室一片安静,过了一会儿对面一位经理犹犹豫豫地举起手来。

Anja视而不见,冲着Oscar一抬下巴,“How about the handsome one over there? ”

会议室里所有的人,不分男女,都心领神会地笑起来。

七个module的演示中,Oscar上去了四次,最后一次全体鼓掌着有之,吹口哨者有之,气氛之热烈直追马戏团。

我心情好得不得了,什么都没学进去!

当天的晚上,全体经理一起去吃晚餐,本来我想告病不去的,就冲着芬兰女侠对绝色这场大戏,我豁出去轻伤不下火线了!

晚餐时,Anja安排Oscar坐在她对面,自己一面指点江山谈笑风生,一面大口地灌着Stella Atois。Oscar话不多,手里一杯红酒缓缓地啜着,不时点头,看来是得了培训中的第一模块:“倾听”的真谛。

晚餐后我们去了附近的一个酒吧,Anja兴致勃勃地问我们加拿大有什么比较“特色”的喝酒方法。

Scott一拍吧台,“给她上Boilermaker!”

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阴险啊!

Alexander Keith啤酒一大杯, Crown Royal威士忌一小杯,小杯沉入大杯中,然后仰脖一口气儿灌下去,这就是加拿大特色的红脖子喝法儿。

Anja冲着吧台后面的侍应生一捻响指,再一指Oscar,“给我和他一人来一杯!”

两杯Boilermaker摆了过来,两个人一碰杯,一饮而尽,Anja把酒杯往吧台上一磕,长长地吁了一口气。

Oscar微笑着问她,“感觉如何?”

Anja半眯着眼睛说,“It feels like an ANGEL peed in my mouth!”

我们轰地一声笑起来,我觉着感冒都好了一大半儿。

那个酒吧过了九点就开始卡拉OK,Anja上去抢了麦克风给Oscar,他也不腼腆,直接点了“Sexy Back”。

唱Justin Timberlake的歌儿是要些功力的,Oscar刚唱了两句,酒吧里的女士们都鼓掌尖叫起来,Anja一个箭步上了台,在Oscar身边伴舞。

Oscar唱到下面这段儿的时候出事儿了:

Dirty babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave

只见Anja背后一反手,再一转腕儿,只见一段儿白色的东东刷地一声抽到了Oscar的P股上,大家一起伸着脖子聚焦,然后倒了一片……

那东东是

……

……

……

……

……

……

Anja的胸罩!

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不好意思各位,这段儿比较雷人,作为补偿,贴首Sexy Back吧。

[MP=320,240]http://cdn1-15.projectplaylist.com/e1/static10/349/2142106.mp3[/MP]

I'm bringing sexy back

Them other boys don't know how to act

I think it's special

what's behind your back

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your sexy on

(repeat)

I'm bringing sexy back

Them other mother f***ers don't know how to act

Girl let me make up for the things you lack

Because you're burning up my body get it fast

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your sexy on

(repeat)

Go, you ready (repeat) uh, yes.

I'm bringing sexy back

Them other mother f***ers wacth how I attack

If that's your girl you better watch your back

Because you'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your sexy on

(repeat)

You ready, you ready?

Yes, yes

Ooh

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