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家园 【整理】美军的秘密

“小伙子们,当你们拿到这本手册,表示你们将会踏足到一些未知、艰苦而危险的异国他乡去

为了将来你们有命回来和家人团聚,请务必遵守以下11条规则。”

第一条,不要做任何傻事情,要听从长官的指挥!

Don't do anything stupid, Do as your CO tell you to do.

第二条,不要对被占领地的人民动粗,否则后果很严重!

Don't fuck with the local, or you will be fucked!

第三条,虽然你可以保留战利品,但在战区,最好不要酱紫!

Finders, keepers, but in hot zone, leave it to your CO

第四条,讲话要和气,不要试图激怒任何占领区的居民!

Speak peacefully, don't try to piss off others

第五条,如果你拿了人家的东西,一定要给钱!

It's OK to keep what you get, but let them keep your money

第六条,借了东西,要记得还给人家!

BORROW means you will return what you took.

第七条,损坏了居民的物品,要记得赔偿!

Civilian Property means when it was damaged by military action, the military will buy it

第八条,不要随便骂人,更不要随便打人!

Pay attention to your language, Pay more attention to your hands

第九条,即便你不是环保主义者,但不要损坏庄稼!

Even you are not a Greenpeace guy, you should learn how to show respect to the crops.

第十条 战区的女人不是那么容易搞定的,有可能她们也会搞定你!

When you show your PISTOL to a female in hotzone, she could show you hers

第十一条 善待战俘,他们也是人。

Treat POW as they are the same kind of animal as you are

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