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Who is the Chinese president?

Abraham is watching ABC news channel in the downtown plaza. He is so far away from the big screen that he can hardly hear anything. However, he is eager to know the most recent information about Sino-US summit conference. Thus he calls his friend Bruce to ask about the current news on TV.

Abraham: Hi buddy, are you watching ABC news?

Bruce: Yes, I am watching it right now.

Abraham: Do you know who is the Chinese president?

Bruce: Yes. The guy who is in dark blue, and standing just beside president Bush.

Abraham: Yeah right. He is Chinese president. What is his name?

Bruce: Hu!

Abraham: The Chinese president.

Bruce: Hu.

Abraham: The guy right there standing beside president Bush. Can you hear me?

Bruce: Yes, I can hear you. Hu is the Chinese president.

Abraham: Yes, that is my question.

Bruce: I say it again, Abraham, Hu is the Chinese president!

Abraham: hey Bruce, you don't have to repeat my question. I want to know his name. Did you know it, Bruce?

Bruce: Man, I am told you already. He is Hu.

Abraham: What? You haven't got it?

Bruce: Yes, I got it and told you already. Hu is the Chinese president!

Abraham: Yes, that is what I am asking you just now.

Bruce: Hu is the Chinese president!

Abraham: Yes, this time you got it right, Bruce. What is his name?

Bruce: Hu!

Abraham: Chinese president! Hi buddy, you keep on driving me mad. Do you know the question I am asking?

Bruce: Yes, I know. Who is Chinese president. Hu is Chinese president!

Abraham: Yes, who?

Bruce: Hu!

Abraham: Bruce, are you kidding me?

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