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家园 肥电不爱下雨天

The fighter that can't fly in the rain

The F-35 is a huge threat to US security. It is bankrupting the nation, incapable of doing the job, and every squadron that adopts it becomes immediately non-operational due to all of its problems. If a foreign government did this to the US the cruise missiles would have been launched long ago. Kill the program!.

译:

肥电对美国国家安全是个重大威胁。它把美国都搞破产了,还干不了该干的活。因为麻烦事多多,每个飞肥电的机队都会立即趴窝。如此这般搞美国的要不是肥电而是某个外国的话,伟大的GLA早就把巡航导弹射过去了。裁掉可恶的肥电吧!

What? Are you crazy? Putting a stop to the F-35 would end a large component of the American Way of Life (TM) - taking ridiculous sums of taxpayer money to pay a small set of favored contracting companies to build a bunch of military stuff at ridiculously inflated prices that may or may not work, in exchange for bribes^Hcampaign donations to the politicians who made the decision to engage in this policy.

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乃在说啥?终结肥电等于放弃一大块(俺们伟光正滴)美国生活方式——政府从纳税人那里拿走吓死人数目的钱,给一小撮受偏爱的承包商,去造贵到吓死人的军事装备,还不保证一定能用,都是为了交换酬佣…哦不…竞选捐款,以便于批准这些项目的政客得以当选……

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