主题:最近看到的笑话之三 -- 钛豌豆
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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🙂Sorry,没有看到令太的笑话,俺是再其他渠道看到的这个 cyn 字0 2014-07-03 21:22:43
🙂同样的问题我老婆也问过 5 okcgb 字71 2014-07-03 13:59:10
🙂伟人说过: 4 繁华事散 字38 2014-07-03 23:26:53
🙂补充:英语规范化
🙂越往后越脑补出我们德国同事讲英语的情形 青山碧水间 字0 2014-07-06 04:29:15
🙂若干年最大的可能是汉化英语如:no need face 1 竹杖草履 字12 2014-07-04 12:03:59
🙂哈哈,树新风=吹牛逼 1 野芹 字12 2014-07-05 22:36:42
🙂这个笑话是我的伤心事 5 看树的老鼠 字63 2014-07-03 23:22:42