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家园 缝扎痔疮=缝肛门?

“缝肛门”事件法医鉴定:“产妇肛门周围见环状痔脱出、水肿,脱出物在九点位,可见黑色丝线缝扎,肛门周围皮肤未见缝扎”

某报记者报道标题:《法医鉴定:深圳产妇肛门确被缝扎》。

对此,该记者解释为:“你这个痔疮它本身就长在肛门外,然后你说它算不算肛门上的一块肉?

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