主题：最近看到的笑话之六 -- 钛豌豆

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't want none,

我的大蟒蛇可不这么认为,

Unless you got buns, hun!

除非你有圆面包(大肥臀), 嗯!

Boy toy named Troy,

某男孩的名叫特洛伊,

Used to live in Detroit.

从前住在底特津.

Big-Big dope dealer money,

毒贩生意做的很赚钱(很大),

He was gettin' some coins.

还兼职外快.

Wa-Was in shootouts with the law,

过日子天天和抢夺法律打交道,

But he live in a palace.

他住在一个大豪宅里.

Bo-Bought me Alexander McQueen,

给我买来亚历山大麦昆设计的服装,

He was keeping me stylish.

让我时尚到了顶端.

Now that's real, real, real.

我现在说的是真的, 真的, 真的.

Gun in my purse, b!txh,

性感杀手装, 婊子,

I came dressed to kill.

老子我扣下了扳机.

Who wanna go first?

谁想先让我灭了?

I had them push daffodils.

我会到你们的坟前送花的.

I-I-I'm high as hell,

管它首单卖得好不好,

I only took a half a pill.

也足以让我遥遥领先.

I'm on some dumb shxt...

被麻烦屁事缠身真素烦...

By-By-By-By-By-By-By the way,

通过什么途径?

What he say?

他说什么?

He can tell I ain't missing no meals!

我又没说他怎么知道我是巨臀妹!

Come through and fxxk him in my automobile.

来来来我要把他X的车都震爆了.

Let him eat it with his grills,

让他带着牙套‘吃’,

And he tellin' me to chill.

还叫我镇定

And he telling me it's real,

他说他是真的,

That he love my sex appeal.

爱我的这般骚弄.

S-S-Say he don't like em boney,

他说他不爱小臀妹,

He want something he can grab.

他想要他可以捏的(大翘臀).

So I pulled up in the Jag,

所以我开上我的捷豹奔驰跑车,

And I hit him with the jab like

用我的双峰赏他一巴掌那声音大得就像

Dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun!

火星撞一球一样!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't want none,

我的大蟒蛇可不这么认为,

Unless you got buns, hun!

除非你有圆面包(大肥臀), 嗯!

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt %^#!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

(Look at her butt!)

(看她的大肥臀!)

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look!

看!

At her butt!

她的大肥臀!

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

T-T-T-T-This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles.

这位老兄叫迈克尔过去还是一位机车佬.

D-D-Dxxk bigger than a tower,

他的擎天柱那个长啊,

I ain't talking about Eiffel's.

我不是说像埃菲尔铁塔那般的夸张.

Real-Real-Real country ass nigga,

乡下来的笨黑鬼,

Let me play with his r!fle.

让我玩遍了他的枪.

Pussy put his ass to sleep,

趴着娘炮的屁股睡觉,

Now he calling me NyQuil.

现在他说我像安眠药(足以让他好好睡一觉).

Now that bang! bang! bang!

那好啊现在我崩了你!

I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine.

我和毒贩X了因为他好有钱.

He toss my salad like his name Romaine.

他功夫有够好真不愧他大名鼎鼎的跟莴苣一样.

And when we done,

捕捉爱的小游戏后,

I make him buy me Romaine.

再坑他为我买名牌.

I'm on some dumb shit...

被麻烦屁事缠身真素烦...

By-By-By-By-By-By-By the way,

通过什么途径?

What he say?

他说什么?

He can tell I ain't missing no meals!

我又没说他怎么知道我是巨臀妹!

Come through and fxxk him in my automobile.

来来来我要把他X的车都震爆了.

Let him eat it with his grills,

让他带着牙套‘吃’,

And he tellin' me to chill.

还叫我镇定

And he telling me it's real,

他说他是真的,

That he love my sex appeal.

爱我的这般骚弄.

S-S-Say he don't like em boney,

他说他不爱小臀妹,

He want something he can grab.

他想要他可以捏的(大翘臀).

So I pulled up in the Jag,

所以我开上我的捷豹奔驰跑车,

Mayweather with the jab like

用我的双峰赏他一巴掌那声音大得就像

Dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun! dun!

火星撞一球一样!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't want none,

我的大蟒蛇可不这么认为,

Unless you got buns, hun!

除非你有圆面包(大肥臀), 嗯!

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷雷迪嘎嘎!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷雷迪嘎嘎!

Look at her butt %^#!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷雷迪嘎嘎!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

(Look at her butt!)

(看她的大肥臀!)

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look!

看!

At her butt!

她的大肥臀!

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Little in the middle but she got much back.

腰很细但她屁股好大.

Little in the middle but she got much back.

腰很细但她屁股好大.

Little in the middle but she got much back.

腰很细但她屁股好大.

(Look my butt!)

(看我的大肥臀!)

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't!

我的大蟒蛇可不!

My Anaconda don't want none,

我的大蟒蛇可不这么认为,

Unless you got buns, hun!

除非你有圆面包(大肥臀), 嗯!

Don't-Don't-Don't-Don't!

不不不不!

My Anaconda don't don't don't don't don't don't don't want none,

我的大蟒蛇可不不不不不不不不这么认为,

Unless you got buns, hun!

除非你有圆面包(大肥臀), 嗯!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt %^#!

看她的大肥臀!

Oh my gosh!

我的老天爷!

Look at her butt!

看她的大肥臀!

(Look my butt!)

(看我的大肥臀!)

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look at!

看!

Look!

看!

At her butt!

她的大肥臀!

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Yeah!

耶!

He love this fat ass!

他爱这水蜜桃版的肥臀惹!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!

Yeah!

耶!

This one is for my b!txhes with a fat ass in the fxxking club.

这首歌送给我那群在夜店骚弄的婊子们.

I said,

我说,

Where my fat ass big b!txhes in the club?

我的婊子们在哪家夜店?

Fxxk the skinny b!txhes,

X TM的瘦婊子,

Fxxk the skinny b!txhes in the club.

X TM在夜店的瘦婊子快滚出去吧.

I wanna see all the big fat ass b!txhes in the mutha fxxkin' club.

我只想在TMD夜店里看见我那群大臀婊.

Fxxk you if you skinny b!txhes,

X TM的瘦猴婊,

What?

什么?

Kill!

杀了!

Euh! ha ha ha ha!

呃! 哈哈哈哈!

(Eh Eh!)

(呃 呃!)

Euh! Euh! #&$%...

呃! 呃!

Yeah! I got a big fat ass ass ass ass ass...!

耶! 我有大肥臀惹!

(Fxxk you!)

(X TMD!)

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Come on!

有种就来吧!