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家园 【原创】成功和凡人

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says CONGRATULATIONS but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

-- 某演讲名言

Being a normal guy is like being a hooker. You were funcked so many times for small money. But noboday says CONGRATULATIONS.

-- 骨头龙

And job bonus is like the extra tips for blowing a dick really hard.

-- 骨头龙 又及

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