主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之二 -- 骨头龙

我得讲个耗子的故事……

去年在重庆做实验，考察辣椒素对肠道菌群的影响，是否可以减肥等等……当然，用的是买的模式小鼠。

实验发现，特么实验组体重掉的超级快，师兄满怀信心要发个大 paper，然而一称鼠粮（当然拌了些辣椒素），特么这群耗子宁可饿了一周也没怎么吃鼠粮，体重特么怎么会不减少？？

然后实验就暂停了，师兄就把满怀信心配的几十斤辣的鼠粮塞柜子里赖。实验室老师看到了，说这样怕招耗子……师兄呵呵一下，太辣，耗子都不吃。

一个暑假过去了，再次打开那个柜子，巨辣鼠粮只剩了一小半，然后是实验室各个抽屉都清理不干净的老鼠屎……

师兄没考虑到重庆本地耗子的人生经验，个人奋斗和历史进程。

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michael 1 day ago

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I would be willing to bet that there areway less murders and other terrible crimes in China than there are here. peoplewill murder you for your Michael Jordan sneakers here since they know they willnot get the death penalty.

我打赌比起美国，中国所发生的谋杀和其他可怕犯罪会少很多。在美国，人们会因为你的乔丹运动鞋而杀死你，因为他们知道自己不会被判处死刑。

Runner 1day ago

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I am a feminist with a strong background incriminal justice. I am not soft on crime, quite unlike many feminists. Ibelieve that heinous crimes call for harsh punishments. I applaud China for itswillingness to execute criminals like this. It didn't take long either--nopointless years of appeals, like in the U. I also like the methodology theyuse--bullets to the head--fast, effective, accurate. Humane. Bravo!!! We havemuch to learn from the Chinese criminal justice system. I am envious of the waythey do it. I have only one word for the way they applied the penalty in thiscase. KUDOS!!!

我是一名女权主义者，我懂刑事司法。和很多其他女权主义不一样，我对罪行并不心软。我认为可怕的罪行就要遭受严厉的惩罚。中国处决罪犯的做法，我很是赞同。而且不用花那么多时间，不像在美国，可以不断的进行上诉。我也喜欢他们使用的方法——一枪毙命——快速，高效，精准，而且人道，很好！！！我们可以从中国的刑事司法中学到很多东西。我很羡慕他们的做法。

Cup of tea 1 day ago

allan 1day ago

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To save the money of the US taxpayers, send all US dealth inmates to China for executions. Done in 2years.

为了节省美国纳税人的钱财，将所有的美国死刑犯送到中国处决吧。两年就搞定了。

Ron 1day ago

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It would be great if the US carried out at least 2400executions a year.

如果美国每年处决2400名罪犯那就好了。

No One 1day ago

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I would feel much safer walking the streetsof atheist Chinathan many "kind Christian nations" who are too 'humane' to put downrabid monsters and thus crime is rampant. China has 0 tolerance for monsters,unlike many other countries that have a problem with the death penalty but notwith their citizens getting raped and murdered night and day (many of thosenations are so "Christian" they can't put monsters down and yet couldgive a #$%$ if somebody is murdered--ie Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, Brazil,Venezuela, Bolivia, South Africa and so forth).

我觉得走在无神论中国的街道上比走在很多“善良基督教国家”的街道上都感觉更安全，这些基督教国家太过“仁慈”，都不去镇压那些狂暴的恶魔，导致犯罪如此猖獗。中国对恶魔0容忍，而很多其他国家不想实施死刑，而自己的公民被日夜强奸和谋杀却没有问题（比如洪都拉斯，危地马拉，墨西哥，巴西，委内瑞拉，玻利维亚，南非等等）。

Arima 21hours ago

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Crime committed in 2013 and he has alreadybeen executed.....this is what is needed here in the U.S. These people who languish inprison on the taxpayer's backs for 20 odd years should be executed in the sametimely manner. Why should they be allowed live, even if it is behind bars,while their victims will never draw another breath and the victims' familieshave to suffer every day. I say I don't agree with much of what Chinadoes but in this instance they have the right idea.

2013年犯下的罪行，现在就被处决。。。这就是美国应该学习的。那些罪犯在监狱里受苦20多年，花的是纳税人的钱，应该像中国这样及时处决他们。为什么要让这些罪犯活，即使是被关在铁窗之后，他们杀了人，而且还让受害人家属遭受了巨大的痛苦。在很多事情上我都不赞同中国，但是在这件事情上，我支持中国。

A Yahoo! user 1 day ago

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The Boston Marathon bomber is still alivein prison. And we are paying for his survival. He is better off than all of ourhomeless veterans.

波士顿马拉松爆炸者现在依然在监狱里活着。用的是纳税人的钱。他的境遇比我们所有的那些无家可归的退伍老兵好多了。

Mike 9hours ago

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What method did they use to execute him?

他们用什么方法处决他的？

Brian Huang 1 day ago

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Most people probably did not know that thefamily of the executed has to pay for the bullet they used for the execution.Efficient, deserving, and economical.

大部分人可能不知道被处决者的家人需要支付那颗子弹的费用。高效，罪有应得，经济。

Cup of tea 1 day ago

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This is why homicide and violent crimes arerare in Chinacompare to US.

Chine executed around thousand. Yet the homicide in China is less than here in US.Although it has 5 times population. Violent crime ratio is even lower.

这就是比起美国，中国谋杀和暴力犯罪鲜见的原因。

中国处决几千人。而中国的谋杀比美国少。尽管中国人口是美国的5倍。暴力犯罪率更低。

我对傻逼常常心怀敬畏。我是这样想的：一个人，肯定不可能真这么傻逼吧，一定是装的，装的这么像，不是等闲之辈。

问几个女同事第一次是怎样没的？

有的说骑单车、有的说跨栏、有的说跳鞍马……

这时，一个大姐说:“靠！只有我是和人的吗？”

记不清在哪看过这么一条段子：如果你抬头看着他，十秒之内他要是忍不住亲你了，那证明他是真心喜欢你的。

昨天我抬起头深情的看着男票，大概五秒左右，他吓得把手里仅有的一串章鱼小丸子递到了我手上。。。

骨头评：

要说魁瓜们就是瓜。明明几个猪头就能搞定的事情，还要搞的这么复杂。