主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之二 -- 骨头龙

27日下午，合肥高铁南站进站口，一名男子欲携带1斤散装白酒进站遭拒，情急之下竟一口气将酒喝光。不料，1斤白酒下肚后男子醉了，拉着民警表示：“我招，我招，我带毒品了。 ”一查，真带毒品了！

正在详细的调查这只可疑的鸽子。

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/04/pigeon-indian-police-detain-bird-carrying-note-threatened-narendra-modi

Indian police have taken a pigeon into custody after it was found carrying a warning note to Prime Minister Narendra Modi near the nation’s heavily militarised border with Pakistan.

Border Security Force (BSF) officers found the bird at Pathankot in the northern state of Punjab, where Pakistan-based militants launched a deadly attack on an airforce base in January.

“We took it into custody last evening,” Pathankot police inspector Rakesh Kumar told AFP by telephone.

“The BSF found it with a note in Urdu saying something like ‘Modi, we’re not the same people from 1971. Now each and every child is ready to fight against India’,” Kumar said.

India and Pakistan fought their third and last full-blown war in 1971.

The note was apparently signed by the Pakistan-based militant group Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) “so we are investigating the matter very seriously”, Kumar said.

It is not the first time birds have become embroiled in the long-running animosity between the two nuclear-armed nations.

But it comes as tensions escalate over a raid on an Indian army base in Kashmir two weeks ago that New Delhi blamed on the same militant group held responsible for the attacks in January.

Last week, India’s military hit militants across the de-facto border dividing disputed Kashmir, in a rare move that sparked fury from Islamabad.

Two balloons were also recently found in Punjab with similar messages addressed to Modi in Urdu.

In 2015, Indian police seized a pigeon on suspicion it was being used for espionage by Pakistan and also X-rayed it to check for aspy camera, transmitter or hidden chip.

In 2013, Indian security forces found a dead falcon fitted with a small camera, and in 2010 another pigeon was detained over spying fears.

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可怜的鸽子.......

自从今年9月18日，巴基斯坦境内武装分子突袭了印控克什米尔地区的一个哨所，袭击造成19名印度军人死亡。这次袭击，引起了印度举国愤怒，从印度的一个地方政党要求在宝莱坞混饭吃的巴基斯坦艺人，驱逐出境(印度版的限巴令？)，到最近印度宣称对巴控克什米尔发动了“外科手术”打击。以及印度国会开始重启审议1960年所签署的印度河水协定，该协定是印巴分治后，两国爆发了水资源分配的冲突。1960年，最终在世界银行的斡旋下，印度与巴基斯坦两国达成并且签署的水资源共享协议。

巴基斯坦回应称，只有2名士兵遭炮击身亡。

没升级前，印度最多抓从巴基斯坦飞过去的蜜蜂。

委内瑞拉国内的通货膨胀率已经高达500%。委内瑞拉人用一张面值两块钱的纸币裹着煎饺。这是钱多任性吗？不是的，真实情况是，纸币比纸巾便宜。在委内瑞拉，一包100张的纸巾售价500块钱，也就是一张纸巾值5块钱。

李白小时候不爱学习，有一天他看到一位老奶奶在河边，准备把一根铁杵磨成绣花针。李白大笑：这得磨到什么时候呀！老奶奶严肃地说：一天不行，我就磨两天，两天不行就磨三天，只要坚持，总会成功的。李白听了很惭愧，从此开始认真学习。因为他深刻地认识到：不学习，就会像那个老奶奶一样蠢。

小丑的来历】唐玄宗爱看戏，一次，一个演员临时没到，玄宗亲自演，梁上一燕子拉屎正落在玄宗鼻子上，玄宗糊了一脸，因为他是皇上，周围的人也不敢对他说。此后，各地方官也纷纷效仿，流传到民间，就成了后来的丑角。其实，戏演得最好的地方，往往不在戏院，在官场。

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