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家园 这个人怎么法律意识这么淡薄?

不是上过大学吗?

家园 哈哈,法律意识强能去盗墓吗? 打虎队嚷嚷几句你就吓昏头了。
家园 法律意识强的抢活人的;法律意识淡薄的偷死人的。
家园 人家都发了檄文要打你大舅子了,你还在这里磨牙。
家园 del
家园 磨牙,为了牙好;牙好,消化好;消化好,胃肠通气好;胃肠通气好...
家园 老兵主要是平时在酒吧磕蒙汗药磕得太多了,剂量应该翻两番.另外...

另外老兵究竟是怎么被虎搞死的?

你看老兵那兴奋的眼神,那嘴角边的傻笑.看上去很爽嘛.

家园 锦老师,不要被燕人的置顶贴所迷惑。

在龙门客栈是各路人马混战,打个你死我活的地方,这叫人在河中,是非不得已,是为不得已也。

就这虎子吧,不久前才拉这河中兄弟成堆枪毙,以至于惨烈到没ID可杀的地步。

所以为了人马,为了祖国的伟大事业,首先得把这虎子给除掉。

家园 哈哈,这个老虎没怎地,老兵先虾米了。真没用。
家园 【Breaking News】Whose HUs & Who's HU?

Wild Tigers (HUs) Shock A Few Cch Talkers During Brief Escape

CCH YALK (XP) _ A wild HU took a stroll through a Cch Square (XIHE GUANGCHANG) neighborhood today, with a cub in her mouth, giving a few Cch Talkers a real surprise.

Police say the 450 - pound HU escaped this morning while being transferred from her cage, with her 7 months old son, little HU.

The big cat -- named "JING-HUZI" -- and her son "XIAO-HUZI", are part of a XUE-GE Sisters Circus show performing this morning in the Longmen section of the Cch Square.

Police say they quickly received a flood of calls. One woman was at a church picnic in the section when she saw the HUs pass by.

She said everyone was in shock -- especially by the casual way the HUs strolled past them.

The HUs' appearance startled motorists enough to cause a multi-car accident on the HIGHWAY. Four adults and one child suffered minor injuries.

Police eventually caught up with the HUs when they stopped to rest on a residential street (JU-JIA) near the Life Experts (SHENG-HUO-BAI-TONG) neighborhood of the Cch City.

The HUs' trainer arrived, and coaxed them back into the cage.

Copyright Cch Y2004 Xilin Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

家园 读着怎么象《新概念》第三册第一课。

还有,才发现是个女虎。

家园 【纯为灌水】对照阅读:New Concept English,

Book III Lesson 1

A puma at large

Pumas are large, cat-like animals which are found in America.

When reports came into London Zoo that a wild puma had been spotted forty-five miles south of London, they were not taken seriously.However, as the evidence began to accumulate, experts from the Zoo felt obliged to investigate, for the descriptions given by people who claimed to have seen the puma were extraordinarily similar.The hunt for the puma began in a small village where a woman picking blackberries saw 'a large cat' only five yards away from her.It immediately ran away when she saw it, and experts confirmed that a puma will not attack a human being unless it is cornered.

The search proved difficult, for the puma was often observed at one place in the morning and at another place twenty miles away in the evening.Wherever it went, it left behind it a trail of dead deer and small animals like rabbits.Paw prints were seen in a number of places and puma fur was found clinging to bushes.

Several people complained of 'cat-like noises' at night and a businessman on a fishing trip saw the puma up a tree.

The experts were now fully convinced that the animal was a puma, but where had it come from ?As no pumas had been reported missing from any zoo in the country, this one must have been in the possession of a private collector and somehow managed to escape.

The hunt went on for several weeks, but the puma was not caught.It is disturbing to think that a dangerous wild animal is still at large in the quiet countryside.

家园 嗯?怎么老虎最后那一叫让我浑身汗毛都竖起来了呢?

嘻嘻,成功打虎的是骠骑大将军我吧

家园 哈哈哈

http://www.talkcc.com/article/235882

家园 切!不可能!要那样的话怎么会是他发出惨叫呢
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