主题:【原创】童言无忌 之四 -- 映日荷花
儿子:妈妈,is today tomorrow?
妈妈:不对,宝贝儿,今天是今天,明天是明天。
儿子:Then I am not going to clean up my playroom.
妈妈:可是你昨天晚上说今天要整理的啊?
儿子:I said "tomorrow", but you just told me today is not tomorrow!!
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女儿:妈妈,I love you so much and I want to do everything for you!
妈妈:谢谢宝宝!
女儿:What is the new Kindle Parent Control password?
女儿已经从我这儿偷去了两个kindle parental control密码,一生气,第三个密码我弄的很复杂,复杂的连自己都想不起来了,刚刚把kindle重设成出厂状态。
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妈妈:你马上就四岁了,想不想象姐姐一样学游泳?
儿子正在唱刚刚“学会”的成龙的歌:“人说爱情故事分分合合不必难过,可是你不是我怎知我痛...”被妈妈打断,相当不爽,
No, I don't want to! I am allergic to the swimming pool!
然后继续,“人说情到深处无怨尤不必强求,可是换成你你真的看破?”
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妈妈带着女儿儿子在小区散步,明月当空,
女儿:Mama, look at the moon. It is full and so pretty.
妈妈:是啊,月亮多安静啊
女儿:Yes, but it is supposed to be quiet, it doesn't have a mouth!
选一个单词,替换一些字母为长相类似的数字或符号,比如online => 0n|in3, password => p@assw0rd,大大增加了复杂度也不难记,再加上大小写就更保险了。如果只能是数字可以选首歌用简谱。