主题：小朋友看新闻 -- 四不像5

之一

某天电视里一个大选的广告，刚播了没两句，小朋友马上说: "Barack Obama's campaign ad..."

可不是嘛，指责MaCain的，还能是谁的广告。

小朋友接着又说: "I don't get it. Why they're trashing each other? Either they're lying, or if what they said were the truth, why would we want any of them to be our president?"

之二

前天下午赶着接了小朋友回家，一到家我就告诉她别打扰我，我马上有个电话会要打进去。

开完会，某人问我是干嘛的，我说还不是关于AIG的...

小朋友在一边儿搭话，"Oh, I know, AIG is in big trouble..."

"how do you know?"

"I've heard it thousand times from you plus another thousand times on TV!"

接着她突然想起来什么是的很着急地问:"Mom, do I have a college fund?"

我说，放心吧，有你爸爸给你的fund早存够了。

小朋友长舒了一口气的样子: "Thank God!"

• 【小朋友的逻辑最管用】如果都按此逻辑行事则