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家园 here is one

An engineer sinned and he went to hell. Upon arrival, he started fixing things. Before long, water started flowing, heating worked again, and hell became a rather comfortable place to live. God heard about this and called Satan.

"I want this engineer up here."

"No way. I am keeping him here."

"If you don't let him go, I will sue you."

Satan laughed and laughed and laughed. God got angry:

"What's so funny?"

Satan replied:

"You want to sue me. Where do you think all the lawyers are?"

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