主题：猪流感的内部消息 -- 虽远必诛

QLD终于被攻陷了。而且一枪两个眼。

为了不twist the thought直接把老大发的伊妹妹给大家看看。

Dear Colleagues,（看看人家妹妹多有礼貌，比这里很多乱咬的强多了）

Many of you will have noted media reports that Queensland Health has confirmed the first case of H1N1 Influenza 09 (Human Swine) in Australia.

The World Health Organisation laboratory in Victoria confirmed a woman returning to Brisbane on QF16 from Los Angeles on Thursday 7 May tested “weak positive” to the human swine influenza. The case is considered to have been non-infectious on the flight and the person has made a full recovery.

However, because this is the first confirmed case in Australia, we took the precaution of contacting passengers sitting close to the woman during the flight.

There were 12 travellers from Queensland and 11 have been contacted and detailed messages have been left on the remaining passenger’s mobile phone, with no response as yet. We will continue to follow up until contact is made.

最后：

QLD确认 一例

QLD疑似 三例

全国 十八例。

最新消息，这个历史性的突破者已经跑到NSW同她父母团聚了，一枪两个眼。祝福你们NSW的筒子们。