主题：【整理】Jimmy Kimmel秀原版记录 -- 捣蛋鬼狐狸

几乎所有原版录像均已被删除，本人费了很大劲才找到了一个版本。 反复看了好几遍，一字一句抄录，又反复校对了几遍，不敢有半点马虎。 除了有一两句小孩的话及最后小孩七嘴八舌的讨论没有听清楚以外，自认其他的对话尤其是吉米的原话一字不差。

JK: America owes china a lot of money, 1.3 trillion dollars, how should we pay them back?

Kid1: .........kill everyone in china

JK: Kill everyone in china？。。。 That's an interesting idea.

JK: Yes?

Kid2: Build a big wall around the China so they can’t come to us.

JK: You are saying build a wall in China? The huge, great kind of a wall? That will never happen.

JK: Ally, when you owe somebody money, should you pay them back?

Kid3: Never!

JK: Well, then they won’t lend you money any more.

Kid3: oh……that would be a big problem.

JK: Should this country be forced to pay our own debts?

All Kids: YES!!!!!!

JK: (facing kid1) but you just said kill everyone in China a little while ago? What happened to that?

JK: Should we allow the Chinese to live?

All kids but Kid 1: YES!!!!

Kid1: No.

Kid4 talking to Kid 1: If we don't allow THEM to live, then they are going to try to kill US.

小孩的一小段讨论--。

JK: Well this has been an interesting edition of the kids table--the lord of flies edition.