主题：最近看到的笑话之二 -- 钛豌豆

肯塔基州浸信会在教堂庆典上赠送枪支，希望鼓励“未入教的年轻乡巴佬”勇敢的行动起来并接受福音。

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Handsome Devil

3 days ago

And Jesus said, "Thou shalt bethe ruler of the animals who walketh the earth, the fish that swim andthe birds that fly. And verily, thou shalt not be a man unless thouhaveth a 30-30 Remington with laser scope and 50 round mag. For surely thoumust smite with thy guns thy family, neighbors and children at 7-11's who dothannoy thee or playeth their music too loud. Thou doth see that "God"and "Gun" are almost the same word, and thou shalt worship both, forthey are mighty and might makethright."

- Vow, 3:4

耶稣曾曰过“尔等当为地上跑的，水里游的，天上飞的动物的主宰。诚然，尔等只有拥有带激光指示器的雷明顿和50发子弹的弹夹才能算是男子汉。毫无疑问，尔等必须枪击你的家人，邻居和那些让你厌恶的或音乐声放得太大的7-11岁的儿童。尔等要明白，上帝和枪支确是同义的，两者都是尔等应该顶礼膜拜的，因为他们是强大的，确是正途。”