主题：最近看到的笑话之五 -- 钛豌豆

Dear hiring manage,

I am writing here to apply the R &D software engineer position...

I am excited about the possibility of personal interview to further discussion about qualification with you. I am immediate available and can be reached by 800-123-4567 (cell phone) .In case I am not able to answer in time, the best way is to send me an email to either

其实就是RECUITER们，他们把你送到公司的HR去. 当然也可以直接把自己送到某公司的招募部门去。