主题:周末瞎侃宗教 -- 陈王奋起
A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
道教: Shit happens.
孔教: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
佛教: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
禅宗: What is the sound of shit happening?
印度教: This shit happened before.
摩门教: This shit is going to happen again.
母屎林教: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
思多葛主义: This shit is its own reward.
新教: Let this shit happen to someone else.
加尔文教派:Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
五旬宗: In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
天主教: Shit happens because you deserve it.
犹太教: Why does this shit always happen to us?
明教: Shit happens half the time.
马列主义: This shit is going to hit the fan.
无神论: No shit.
七日圣殿教: No shit on Saturdays.
存在主义: Absurd shit.
不可知论: What is this shit?
虚无主义: Who gives a shit?
解构(主义?): Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
基督教科学派: Shit is in your mind.
文鲜明个人崇拜教: Only happy shit really happens.
耶和华的见证人: Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology(这玩意中文叫啥?): Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
奎师那教: Shit happens, Rama Rama.
享乐主义: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
牙买加黑人版基督教: Yaah Maan! Let's smoke this shit.
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