主题：最近看到的笑话之八 -- 钛豌豆
1. Two blonde reporters were asking the president question....the first one asked dear mr president . What is farther away Florida or the moon........the president rolls his eyes and says hellllllllo can you see Florida
记者：总统先生，佛罗里达和月亮哪个更远？
川总（翻白眼表示不屑）：你能看见佛罗里达？
2. Boeing and the Joint Chiefs have rejected yet another design proposal from Trump for the new Air Force One fleet.
Trump is demanding the jets be powered by coal and have two right wings... but no left wing
川总关于新空军一号的设计建议被波音拒绝了，因为他要求飞机烧煤，且具有两个右翼，没有左翼。
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