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主题:【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师(-) -- landlord

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家园 【翻译】谁人能理解俺们工程师(三)

一个牧师,一个医生和一个工程师大清早去打高尔夫。前面一帮人特慢。

工程师火啦:“这帮人咋回事,俺们等了15分钟啦。”

医生也跟着起哄:“俺也不知道,不过打的够臭的。”

牧师说:“管事儿的来了,问问他。”

“?悖?老乔啊!你说前面那边人咋地啦?tei慢了不是?”

“那帮人啊,是失明的消防队员。去年救俺们这儿大火时受伤失明。所以任何时候到这里打球都免费。”

大伙都不说话了。。。

牧师开口了:“真悲壮啊,今晚俺要特别为他们祈祷。”

医生也不甘人后:“好主意。俺回去和俺的眼科朋友们看看有嘛法子。”

工程师问:“他们晚上来打球不就皆大欢喜了么?”

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a

particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these

guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I

don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey,

here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say,

what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The

greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we

always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for

them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my

ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The

engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

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