主题:【原创】说说俺的德国老板(得班长的令,立马在线写呀) -- 就爱在家捣鼓
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
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😉【原创】再来续一下俺的老板 10 就爱在家捣鼓 字1992 2007-08-13 00:05:45
🙂你不也跟着一块溜达溜达? 北京阿新 字0 2007-08-14 00:55:32
🙂德国拜仁地区的人很不错 我思故我在 字292 2007-01-03 07:37:13
🙂老笑话了 英语变德语
🙂fter zis fifz yer, ve vil ha coo 字21 2008-11-05 17:49:37
🙂别说,改了几个字母后那味道真的很像德语了 企鹅 字0 2008-11-05 17:22:30
😄最后一句真的已经很德语了么? 小木 字0 2007-08-14 07:44:02
🙂这贴真长见识 1 老马丁 字1676 2007-08-14 07:18:47