主题：人艰不拆讲笑话 -- 骨头龙

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Shaquille O Neal

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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous...or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.

"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

老师问：“有钱，任性”的下联是？ 小明答：“没钱，认命”。 老师哑然。 老师问：用一句话形容现代男人的婚后生活。 小明：“娶了个祖宗生了个爹。” 老师再问：“古代女人为什么要裹脚？” 小明大声道：“怕她们逛街”。 老师接着问：“那么为什么现在不裹了？” 小明继续回答：“现在有了支付宝，裹脚也没用。” 老师：“来来来…小兔崽子你讲课吧。”