主题：【讨论】热烈庆祝蓝黑军团38年后再次杀入欧洲冠军杯决赛！ -- 青色水
和巴萨玩对攻的对手都死的很惨，特别是在巴萨主场，枪手是最惨的一个，用推土机破坏对手的进攻节奏是很高明的做法，不管喜不喜欢，明年巴萨肯定会遭遇到一堆克隆这套打法的对手，联赛和欧冠有的吃苦头了。
这场比赛后估计拉伊奥拉的生意会比较难做了。
无论哪个队进决赛都是马戏团的悲剧！
八萨是旧恨，里昂是新仇。
师奶罗本会师就是一耳光，还是打了左脸再打右脸的。
没人肯学猴哥小潘那样甘做苦活累活，助攻回防，都只想着进攻，C罗和伊瓜因两个忙着争进球数而不喜欢助攻，这样内讧怎么可能打的了硬仗，现在欧洲豪门都准备等夏季它的超市开张了，送人或是买人都可以，里昂这次被淘汰就在于它只送走了本泽马却没买进一个能打大场面的球星。
忍不住，转一下
我，弗兰克-德-布雷克尔，有话要说！
从18岁开始，哥就成了一片裁判，到今天为止，哥已经整整当了26的裁判，借用一句遥远的中国的俗话：“哥过的桥比你走的路多，上过的妞比你看过女人多！”。在哥开始穿上黑衣的1984年，比我年长三岁的穆里尼奥也许还在某队担任板凳维护工程师，而今天骂我的人中——当时大部分还是高潮前的单细胞。
哥所见过的球场怪状比你们任何人都多，即便是被你们误解了很多次，依然淡定，但哥还是有话要说，因为寂寞。有人说：寂寞是因为乡愁。但是哥寂寞是因为今天在诺坎普里外不是人——你们说哥不该给莫塔红牌，他们（巴萨）说哥不该吹掉博扬的进球。其实你们都不了解哥，不了解哥也就算了，你们还不了解这个世界：
在这个世界上，做事一定要专注！一开场，你们的魔力鸟先生又安排出和主场一样的防守反击阵容。可是，这里是坎普.诺，不是梅阿查，如果你不专心防守，还想打点反击，你就要被砍碎.喏。多少球队在这里因为心有旁骛而被巴萨不小心进了五、六个？而你们只有两个净胜球，梅西只需要两脚射门就能把你们从大国际的美梦里里敲醒，所以哥让莫塔休息，是为了提醒鸟——专注你的防守。结果，你们不出意料的防住了巴萨潮水般的进攻，哥功不可没，如果不是我逼着曾哥和埃托奥退防保护两翼，你们也许早就该丢球了。
可是，如果罚下一个人这么大的事只是为了提醒你们，那哥这生意就蚀本了。爱美之心，人皆有之，艺术不容破坏。如果任由你们用暴力专政了艺术足球，就像是雇农放任孩子用弹弓击碎了地主家美丽的花瓶，虽然心里爽了，但是庄丁马上就到。他们一定会嚷嚷“你怎么敢打碎了贵重花瓶，更可恶的是——居然用丑陋的弹弓” 、“丑陋战胜了艺术”，从此，你们会在艺术的光辉下永远都抬不起头。但又是哥帮了你们——既然在诺坎普，你永远不可能华丽地战胜巴萨，因此选择卑微的退缩就必然是你们永恒的污点。而哥只是用一张黄色的小卡片就改变了你们虽胜无荣的宿命，所以你可以说“什么破花瓶，用空弹弓都能打碎”或者“少两个人都能淘汰你，艺术不能当饭吃”，难道你不觉得现在自豪感油然而生? 至于为什么是少两个人？你懂的！
等等，先不要急着感谢哥，哥这么做可不是为了你们。其实哥只是一个控制欲比较强的人，凭借区区一个哨子就能驱役如此多的千万富翁，免费享受球场VIP待遇，而一颦一笑都能让数亿球迷欲生欲死的能力，让LadyGaga化再久的妆都只能改拜下风。还有什么比裁判这个有前途的职业更适合哥？醒醒吧，帮你们维护名声只不过是哥满足欲望的副产品而已。皮克在最后时刻的争议进球和凯塔的疑似手球才是哥的巅峰之作——在此之前，一切充其量都只能算是前戏——此后，巴萨高潮了、国米高潮了、而我则因为控制了你们的高潮而真正高潮了。
国米的朋友们，这才是真正的世界，这个世界没有黑哨，没有误判，只有肆意的高潮。哥真心的祝贺你们进军38年后再次进军欧冠决赛；斯奈德和罗本成功会师伯纳乌将会成为足球史上的一个转折点——他们俩扇了支票一个耳光；而坎比亚索、萨穆埃尔将重回马德里享受这个夏天最后的高潮以弥补无缘南非的遗憾。莫拉蒂专注国米二十年终有回报、魔力鸟诠释了：翻译是除了裁判外最有前途的一个职业——这一切让哥高潮迭起。
最后，祝福你们，小心罗本！
最后的最后，诺坎普的喷水器为什么在赛后才开？以一名专业裁判的观点，赛前开比较有利于贵俱乐部的技术流。赛后开反而像在为国米放烟花，下次注意。
Jose Mourinho blasted Barcelona's “lack of fair play, on or off the pitch” and called on fans to greet the “heroic” team at the airport.
穆里尼奥抱怨道：和巴萨的比赛没有公平，无论场内还是场外，并呼吁球迷区机场迎接英雄的队伍
“Leo Messi is Messi. An incredible talent, from another galaxy, but like all the others he didn't play to his strengths. That should be quality and fair play, but I saw none of it on or off the pitch,” the Inter Coach told RAI.
梅西就是梅西。一个非常优秀的来自其他星系的球员。但是他就和其他巴萨球员一样，没有用尽他们的全力去拼搏。这场本应是高质量，公平的比赛，但是我一样也没有看到。
“At 4am we couldn't sleep, as there were fireworks outside the hotel door. We called the police at 11pm and they arrived at 3.30am.
凌晨四点，我们无法入睡。酒店外鞭炮隆隆。我们在前一天晚上11点就报警了，但是他们3点半才来。
“A player like Samuel Eto'o who comes back here every few days was harassed by police today when told he had to pay taxes not paid in 2005.”
像埃托奥这样经常回巴塞罗纳的球员却在今天受到了警方的骚扰，他们要求他支付2005年没付的税。
Mourinho was also furious at the red card when Sergio Busquets made the most of a fingertip touch from Thiago Motta after just 28 minutes.
穆里尼奥对布斯克斯的演戏和莫塔在28分钟获得的红牌很不满。
“I can make a guarantee, that next year I'll be back. I always seem to end up being paired with Barcelona and every time something happens.
我向大家保证，我明年还会回来。我每次都会碰到巴萨，每次碰到巴萨都会有这样或那样的事情发生。
“Thiago Motta's card was the same as that for Didier Drogba. Unfortunately Motta lost his cool for a second. I said nothing to him at half-time. I spoke to the rest of the team to explain how they should play and adapt.
莫塔的红牌和德罗巴去年一样，很不幸，莫塔当时不够冷静。我在中场休息的时候没对他说什么。我告诉全队他们必须适应这样的环境。
“I do not want to judge the referee. I said beforehand that when the players want to help the referee, his job is easy, but tonight some people tried to make life difficult for him.”
我不想评论裁判。我之前就说了，当球员向裁判寻求帮助的时候，就意味着他的工作很顺利很轻松。但是今晚，有些人让裁判过的很难受。
“It was a team of heroes, where everyone left their blood on that pitch. I am proud of everyone, those who played and didn't, of the fans who suffered with us here and at home.
这是个英雄的队伍，所有人都把热血洒到了那片球场。我为他们感到骄傲，所有人不论上场的还是没上场的，或是跟随我们助威的或是在主场为我们加油的。
“Barcelona did their celebrating beforehand, created some controversy and did some incredible things over the past 24 hours. Now I ask the fans to welcome us at the airport, even if it's tough and they have to work tomorrow. They should arrive at the airport to welcome these spectacular players, as they've earned it.
巴萨在过去的24小时内做了很多。。。现在我希望我们的球迷能够在球场欢迎我们的回归。即使他们很多人需要上班。他们应该回来看看我们这些特殊的美妙的球员。
“I can only imagine how they're enjoying it, as they know how difficult this was. It's hard against Barca with 11 men, but with 10 it's extraordinary.
我能够想象到他们会有多欢喜。要知道球员们在巴萨经历了一场痛苦。和巴萨11对11已经很痛苦了。更何况是10对11
“This is the greatest defeat of my life! But my team deserved to draw 0-0 really. Julio Cesar made it seem as if we were playing with 11 men.”
这是我人生中最棒的一场输球。我的队伍应该取得一场平局。塞萨尔做到了让我们想11对11一样。
At the final whistle Mourinho ran across the pitch with his hand raised to the stands, but was held back by goalkeeper Victor Valdes.
当终场哨想的时候穆里尼奥冲进了球场，高举双手。但是被巴萨门将巴尔德斯尝试阻止。
“I felt an incredible joy. I have already won the Champions League, but I can say tonight felt better than that. Porto won the Final 3-0 and I knew half an hour from the end that we had already won, whereas here it was right to the end.
我非常开心。我已经赢过一次欧冠了。但是我要说今晚比那天的决赛感觉还要好。因为那次在比赛结束前30分钟就知道赢了， 而这次是一直到最后（才能确定晋级）。
“Valdes, like the others, expected to win this tie. They had a big surprise at San Siro and when we saw the mess they made with the T-shirts and the people making noise, it became clear they were afraid.
巴尔德斯和其他人一样想赢。他们在米兰吃了一惊，然后当他们穿XXT恤，干扰我们睡觉的时候我就知道他们害怕了。
“In the way we were set out to begin with and all 11 players, we could've won here. Goran Pandev's injury forced us to change and Motta's red card again, it was an incredible game.”
潘德夫由于受伤干扰了我们的备战，然后又是莫塔的红牌。这场比赛很难忘。
The Final at the Bernabeu in Madrid will be between Inter and Bayern Munich.
决战将对决拜仁。
“Obviously when you reach the Final, you want to win it. The fact we faced Barcelona four times on the way and also Chelsea, it means a lot. I reiterate that Inter are now a European force, so if they don't win it this time, they will the next year or the one after.
很显然当你进入决赛，你只想赢。我们面对巴萨四次，切尔西两次。这太多了。我认为国米是欧洲最佳。如果他们今年没法夺冠，明年或者后年，总会夺冠的。
“I thought my empathy with the Chelsea fans was impossible to find elsewhere, but I have found even more with Inter.
我想我和切尔西球迷的关系已经是很难得了，但是我要说，我和国米的关系更加非同寻常。
“It was impossible to see where our fans were in this huge stadium, but at the 85th minute I could hear them and knew they were up there. They suffered with us and we had to thank them.”
在如此巨大的体育场里， 没法看到我们的球迷在哪里。 但是在85分钟的时候， 我能听到他们的声音， 我知道他们和我们同在。他们和我们同甘共苦。我要感谢他们。
However, when asked if he would stay on the Inter be nch next season, Mourinho refused to answer.
然而再问道穆里尼奥是否继续在国米执教的事情时，穆里尼奥拒绝回答
“I don't want to discuss this. We have two Finals in Rome - against Lazio in Serie A and the Coppa Italia. That is all I'm focused on right now.”
我还不想回答。我们有两个决赛。一个对罗马的杯赛，一个是对拉齐奥的联赛。我必须集中精力。
穆帅来前，国米就是悲剧，球星黑洞。现在终于有机会重回欧洲之巅。
估计还得再等45年
国内黑哨们应该好好跟搅局的两场裁判学习学习了。
衷心希望5月22日比赛后内拉祖里能有一个更大规模的迎接冠军球队的仪式。
摔倒后
预料中
嗯， 就是跟芦席熬比也差老鼻子了 哈哈哈阿
其实，给了莫塔红牌后国米反而解放了自我，就是铁桶阵你敲不开就没辙
国米万岁！期待伯纳乌
鸟悄悄凑上去旁听。。。