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家园 Killing Me Softly with This Song

Strumming my pain with his fingers,

Singing my life with his words,

Killing me softly with his song,

killing me softly with his song,

Telling my whole life with his words,

Killing me softly with his song.

[LAURYN]

I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,

And so I came to see him and listen for a while.

And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes,

Strumming my pain with his fingers,

Singing my life with his words,

Killing me softly with this song,

killing me softly with this song,

Telling my whole life with his words,

Killing me softly with his song.

I felt all flushed with fever,

Embarrassed by the crowd,

I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud.

I prayed that he would finish,

But he just kept right on

strumming my pain with his fingers, (One Time!)

Singing my life with his words, (Two Time!)

Killing me softly with his song,

Killing me softly with his song,

Telling my whole life with his words,

Killing me softly with his song

[CLEF]

Yo L-Boogie, take it to the bridge

[LAURYN]

(Bust it)

Strumming my pain with his fingers,

Singing my life with his words,

killing me softly with his song,

Killing me softly with his song,

Telling my whole life with his words,

Killing me softly with his song.

Strumming my pain with his finger, yeah he was . . .

[shoutouts and fade]

关键词(Tags): #歌词
家园 花! 关于钢琴之运用(于追MM之道)

首先, 建议住在一个有女生的house或宽敞的apartment里. 花四五百美元(外加一百来块搬运费)可以买到一架不错的旧钢琴. 如果有条件, 可以选修大学里开设的钢琴课; 若无此条件, 那就自学也可以. (关于教材乐谱, 自己做些research好了.) 花一年时间便可以小功告成.

你的女室友肯定是会有很多女性朋友的, 所以嘛, 在莺歌燕语之时趁机表现表现, 一时技惊四座, 于是艺名远播. 再下面嘛, 就不用偶教啦.

再加一句, 善抚琴当然是一大优点, 但这主要是用于打开局面非常有效, 日后与MM交往久了, 关键还是要看您的情商 智商 等等其它因素.

偶认识一MM, 哦不是MM, 是JJ, 北大的JJ, 跟俺聊起她曾被邀请至一相识之人新购的豪宅中开的party(那个新富大约是贪官子弟). 宴毕, 众人在客厅落坐, 此公子哥款款于钢琴前坐定, 凝神静虑, 深吸一口气, 只听优雅的钢琴曲从他指间缓缓流出, 演奏十分精准, 没有半点失误, 象曾在大师手下受过严格训练一般. 那位北大JJ听得满腹狐疑, 因为那个公子一副暴发户的做派, 没有半点艺术气质, 何能有如此功力? 她便轻移莲步, 站于琴旁看他是怎样弹琴的, 一窥之下, 不禁失笑. 众宾客遂醒悟. 那位JJ后来再也没被邀请到他家.

衲评: 所以个人气质最重要.

关键词(Tags): #钢琴#自动钢琴
家园 也花!

不过并非所有MM都吃这一套,所以呀,对症下药最重要。

家园 靡靡之音。

吹个进军号嘛。

家园 哦也?天狼兄很有心得啊!

现在还会再给老婆弹么? 她的眼神是否还是那么崇拜的看着你?嘿嘿。

家园 同情一个

同情你家对面的MM,哈哈...二胡不是很好学的,不过ZZHONG的深情可嘉。鼓励鼓励。

家园 哈哈,票兄谬赞。我们虽然老夫老妻,也还是常常回忆"美丽的从前"的,

这个老婆比较喜欢的。最常见的是她在厨房忙活,我坐在厨房门口听她唠叨,同时伴着吉他唱唱小曲。

爱的花朵要时时浇水地啊。这方面我还是很努力。

家园 狼兄的“时时勤洒扫,不使落尘埃”的护花大法实在高明啊!

“最常见的是她在厨房忙活,我坐在厨房门口听她唠叨,同时伴着吉他唱唱小曲。 ”

挖!挖!挖! 在狼兄的娓娓琴声和幽幽清音伴奏下,我恐怕狼太太刷碗的时候都要把碗底刷漏了...

动力太强劲了!!!杀伤指数10分!战斗力1000000!

家园 哈,票兄乃此中高手,不要笑话俺。
家园 谢谢鼓励

老实说 倒不是对那个MM有什么意思 但是结果有点郁闷啊

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