主题：【原创】萨爹的双手互搏术 -- 萨苏

再接再厉？

俺的办法：手机每天早晨俺亲自放到她手提包上（俺走的早）！家门钥匙和车钥匙绑在一起。。。

我走的晚，基本上负责亡羊补牢。

上班后电话票太：“晚上去接你吃饭？...哦，不不不是什么节日，也不是什么纪念日...我也没干什么...你没带钱包和钥匙而已。”

想起老萨说自己一年时间才对换尿布有了点心得

去玩 Poker 世界锦标赛吧！不用担心被抓，还能赢更大发的。上个月，今年的冠军打了7天，玩了一圈儿，赏钱是 $10 million。国内没有听到这个新闻吗？

Poker: WSOP Has Grown Into Serious Business

Published on Saturday, August 05, 2006 12:42:00 PM

The winner of the 2006 World Series of Poker Championship will walk away $10 million richer as the next superstar of poker.

Just ask the last three world champions, Joe Hachem, Greg Raymer or Chris Moneymaker, about how their lives instantly changed after winning the most prestigious poker tournament in the world. Amidst the bright flashing lights of Las Vegas, the poker's elite are treated like rock stars and cultural icons due to the viral popularity of No Limit Texas Hold'em.

Players from all over the planet are converging onto the Rio Casino in Las Vegas for a shot at fame, glory, and $10 million. The Amazon Room in the convention center at the Rio hosts the carnival-like atmosphere of the WSOP. The tournament area, which is the size of an airplane hangar, represents one of the largest poker rooms in the world. The action has been non-stop as tournaments, satellites and cash games have been running for over four weeks.

The sound of clattering chips echo out into the corridor leading up to the poker room. Over the loudspeaker, a booming voice tells players when their seat to a specific cash game is available. Cocktail waitresses fight for position to deliver imported beers, water, and Red Bulls to the players, while chip runners sprint from the cage to the cash game tables. You can hear players verbally display their reactions when they get sucked out on the river by a one outer or survive a desperate all in attempt with a short stack. Floor managers referee disputes between players, often giving them ten minute penalties for unruly behavior and excessive usage of profanity. In the media room or at the nearest bar, reporters from various news organizations willingly exchange gossip and chip counts of different players. In the hallways and in the bathrooms you can overhear players recant their bad beat stories and other tales of how they lost all of their chips.

Thousands of fans and spectators flock to the rail and flood the hallways as they snap photos of their favorite players. And like vultures with Sharpies, they swoop in and intrude on players for their autographs and picture requests. Normally overweight, middle-aged degenerate gamblers with personal hygiene problems are ignored by our society. But at the WSOP, those guys are treated like gods among the common man.

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那年头能坐车的都是有级别滴，打出租的可不是普通人。

老先生听力不太好，但很热情。要早知道几天可以向他打听打听这件事

别说写两国语言，光是写中国字儿，写俩不一样的也没戏

几乎每天都少带一样， 有时候是钱包， 有时候是手机，有时候是laptop，有时候是水。。。还有同时不带两样的时候。。。

小魔女 / 地主婆 / 票太自然就不用记啦. 幸福啊~~~

精灵们。 我向来怀疑那些诸如魔教十长老之类的人物，就是从这些“古怪”教授们化身而来。具大聪大智，却行事自成一格；众人皆曰无路可走之时，却能另辟蹊径。萨娘要是现身在倚天屠龙里，那紫金龙王怕也要退避三舍了。

大伙儿想想， 该把萨比作何等人物呢？

我最头疼的就是两种语言切换，英语和德语同时用肯定傻眼，德语里面有英语英语里面夹德语。