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家园 【原创】花老乔网恋大写真2――和齐若散的英文诗

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本篇为其继续。

对话双方仍是老花(Flower)与辣妹(Spicy)。

这一日,老花心血来潮,向辣妹吹嘘自己的辉煌经历,对话如下:

Flower: You know, I was an FBI agent.

Spicy: Yeah, a Female Body Inspection legend.

Flower: You know, I was the head of CIA organization.

Spicy: Yeah, a headache even to Crazy Insane Association.

Flower: You know, I single-handedly beat down a KGB killer.

Spicy: Yeah, poor girl, she was just your Kind Good-looking Babysitter.

Flower: You know, girls like to look at me as their brother.

Spicy: Because you like to remove their bra, sir.

Flower: You know, I was put onto TNT and broadcasted on live.

Spicy: It was cool, I watched and remembered that you had become a hive.

Flower: ……

Spicy: ……

注释:

FBI、CIA: 大家都知道

KGB: 克格勃

TNT: (1)美国著名电视台、(2)三硝基甲苯,著名炸药。

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