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  • 家园 【原创】花老乔网恋大写真2――和齐若散的英文诗

    华老乔网恋大写真1

    链接为:链接出处

    本篇为其继续。

    对话双方仍是老花(Flower)与辣妹(Spicy)。

    这一日,老花心血来潮,向辣妹吹嘘自己的辉煌经历,对话如下:

    Flower: You know, I was an FBI agent.

    Spicy: Yeah, a Female Body Inspection legend.

    Flower: You know, I was the head of CIA organization.

    Spicy: Yeah, a headache even to Crazy Insane Association.

    Flower: You know, I single-handedly beat down a KGB killer.

    Spicy: Yeah, poor girl, she was just your Kind Good-looking Babysitter.

    Flower: You know, girls like to look at me as their brother.

    Spicy: Because you like to remove their bra, sir.

    Flower: You know, I was put onto TNT and broadcasted on live.

    Spicy: It was cool, I watched and remembered that you had become a hive.

    Flower: ……

    Spicy: ……

    注释:

    FBI、CIA: 大家都知道

    KGB: 克格勃

    TNT: (1)美国著名电视台、(2)三硝基甲苯,著名炸药。

    元宝推荐:铁手,

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