主题：【原创】花老乔网恋大写真2――和齐若散的英文诗 -- ArKrXe
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本篇为其继续。
对话双方仍是老花（Flower)与辣妹（Spicy）。
这一日，老花心血来潮，向辣妹吹嘘自己的辉煌经历，对话如下：
Flower: You know, I was an FBI agent.
Spicy: Yeah, a Female Body Inspection legend.
Flower: You know, I was the head of CIA organization.
Spicy: Yeah, a headache even to Crazy Insane Association.
Flower: You know, I single-handedly beat down a KGB killer.
Spicy: Yeah, poor girl, she was just your Kind Good-looking Babysitter.
Flower: You know, girls like to look at me as their brother.
Spicy: Because you like to remove their bra, sir.
Flower: You know, I was put onto TNT and broadcasted on live.
Spicy: It was cool, I watched and remembered that you had become a hive.
Flower: ……
Spicy: ……
注释：
FBI、CIA: 大家都知道
KGB: 克格勃
TNT： （1）美国著名电视台、（2）三硝基甲苯，著名炸药。
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第一次行使推荐权哟。让你小子撞大运了。
坚决不准备翻译成中文的了，难度太高了。
谢谢驴子。