主题：【文摘】你从没吻过你父母？老外辨别中国人的60个标志 -- 龙驹坝

Your idiot friends try to impress you with pathetic imitation languages, like the ever so popular "ching chong woo bok chi"'etc.

Your biology lecture on marine life (seaweed, octopii, sea cucumbers, etc.) was last night's dinner.

You have at least one family member who wears black wire or plastic framed glasses.

You have several relatives who wear glasses'thick glasses.

You like $1.75 movies

You like $1.50 movies even more!

Your parents never kissed you'your parents never kissed each other.

Your friends ask you to translate the scribbles on chopsticks (like you really know what it means!).

You call all your parents friends "auntie or uncle".

You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don't.

Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees'you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.

Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow" into them and wear them for years to come.

Your family always cheer for the Asian athlete competing (eg. Michael Chang, Michelle Kwan, etc).

Your parents or relatives have goldfish swimming in an aquarium.

Your first generation relatives have a statue of an obese, bald-headed man surrounded by children.

Your parents collect jade jewelry.

Your friends from China think anything from the old country is considered "good stuff".

You know not to eat the oranges or tangerines arranged in a little pyramid.

You always drink tea after a meal.

Your dad owns at least one bird.

Your parents grow vegetables in a garden.

You use doilies to decorate your furniture.

Your friends automatically assume you're good at math.

You are good at math!!! (the hell with humility).

You know how to pick out the meat in watermelon seeds with your teeth.

Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers.

You are now planning to Email this list ASAP to another Chinese friend!