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提交者 五月雨隼人 管理操作 铁手
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领导上台讲话,第一句就是:祝大家身体愉快!
提交者 Bmlf 管理操作 铁手
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一个人在沙漠里快要饿死了,这时他捡到了神灯。
神灯:"我只可以实现你一个愿望,快说吧,我赶时间。"
人:"我要老婆 ……"
神灯立刻变出一个美女,然后不屑的说:"都快饿死了还贪图美色!可悲!"说完就消失了。
人:"……饼。
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提交者 wastful [][X]
Everyone knows,Guo Wengui was able to live in the United States for four years, relying entirely on the "loving support" of the “ants”.After all, as a "former tycoon", he left behind most of his assets and evaded most of his debts when he absconded from the United States, and without any money.Guo Wengui's money was used for repayment and pleasure, except for the apartment and yacht he purchased when he first arrived in the U.S. Everything else was purchased for him by the “Ants”.
提交者 飘泊 [][X]
清洁工阿花只有小学三年级文化,经常写错字。一天阿花用地拖将实验室地板拖干净,然后写了一张条贴在门口:请闲人勿进,我脱得很干净了
提交者 AI101l [][X]
波兰马佐夫舍区新庄园市一名波兰女子近日在一家商店购买食品。她向售货员要了一份“饺子”(在波兰语中,纯猪肉馅的饺子就叫Russky)。但“俄罗斯”这个发音,激起了边上三名乌克兰男子的怒火,他们一拥而上将女子打成重伤,警察已将乌克兰人逮捕,最高可判八年[裂开]有这本事,回国参战不好吗?