主题：人艰不拆讲笑话之三 -- 骨头龙
家园 不太懂，觉得这两个是不是勉强能算 1 美国打的伊拉克战争，赢得不要不要的，但好像没签什么协议捞到什么好处。打仗行外交不行。
2 中国的抗日战争，总算打赢了，但国共一个接一个不要赔款，生怕先做了恶人似的。真不要？又各种据称民间的到处讨。
家园 不加价，绝对不加价 通用电气公司已经向中国代理商发函声明，由该公司自己承担加征的关税，不提高代理商进货成本。
家园 【整理】被隐瞒的真相 “200多年过去了，有几个美国人知道，路易十六动用10万法国海军，发动了西印度群岛会战。在会战中，法国海军击沉英国海军第三舰队旗舰，法军为补充战损，而五次发布动员令，超过半数子爵以上高级将领以身殉国。
200多年过去了，有几个美国人知道英军的投降书是什么样子。为什么我们只知道7月4日独立，而不知道英军投降的情况？难道仅仅是因为英军投降书文中多次出现：英国陆海空军及其辅助部队向美法联军投降，受降落款是：法国皇帝路易十六特派代表陆军上将罗尚博伯爵。要知道，伟大的美国独立战争是世界四大反英国殖民者战争之一！它并不是光靠面包加步枪，只用游击战、民兵和狙击手就能打赢的。它是用了重兵集团与敌人浴血奋战，才打赢的！在反殖民统治的斗争中，华盛顿一分抗战，二分应付，七分发展，法国为了美利坚人民的自由与大不列颠拼的你死我活，而华盛顿却躲在敌后游而不击，可耻啊！游而不击的华盛顿必将被钉在历史耻辱柱上。
200多年过去了，乔治三世剿匪不力，遗毒万世
通宝推：Rusher,家园 法军实力确实不是大陆军那个水平的。不过我头一回听说 法军实力确实不是大陆军那个水平的。不过我头一回听说Cornwallis投降有这些文字。1783年巴黎和约又只有英美两方签字。麻烦您给科普一下？
我找到的基本是这些：
1781年10月18日Cornwallis致乔华：
I have this moment been honoured with your Excellency's letter, dated this day.
The time limited for sending my answer will not admit of entering into the detail of articles; but the basis of my proposals will be, that the garrisons of York and Gloucester shall be prisoners of war, with the customary honours. And, for the conveniency of the individuals which I have the honour to command, that the British shall be sent to Britain, and the Germans to Germany, under engagement not to serve against France, America, or their allies, until released or regularly exchanged. That all arms and public stores shall be delivered up to you; but that the usual indulgence of side-arms to officers, and of retaining private property, shall be granted to officers and soldiers, and that the interest of several individuals, in civil capacities and connected with us, shall be attended to.
If your Excellency thinks that a continuance of the suspensions of hostilities will be necessary, to transmit your answer, I shall have no objection to the hour that you may propose.
10月18日乔华回覆Cornwallis:
To avoid unnecessary Discussions and Delays, I shall at Once, in Answer to your Lordship's Letter of Yesterday, declare the general Basis upon which a Definitive Treaty and Capitulation must take place.
The Garrisons of York and Gloucester, including the Seamen, as you propose, will be received Prisoners of War. The Condition annexed, of sending the British and German Troops to the parts of Europe to which they respectively belong, is inadmissible. Instead of this, they will be marched to such parts of the Country as can most conveniently provide for their Subsistence; and the Benevolent Treatment of Prisoners, which is invariably observed by the Americans, will be extended to them. The same honors will be granted to the Surrendering Army as were granted to the Garrison of Charles town.
The Shipping and Boats in the two Harbours, with all their Guns, Stores, Tackling, Furniture and Apparel, shall be delivered in their present State to an Officer of the Navy, appointed to take possession of them.
The Artillery, Arms, Accoutrements, Military Chest and Public Stores of every Denomination, shall be delivered unimpaired to the Heads of Departments, to which they respectively belong.
The Officers shall be indulged in retaining their Side Arms, and the Officers and Soldiers may preserve their Baggage and Effects, with this Reserve, that Property taken in the Country, will be reclaimed.
With Regard to the Individuals in civil Capacities, whose Interests Your Lordship wishes may be attended to, until they are more particularly described, nothing definitive can be settled.
I have to add, that I expect the Sick and Wounded will be supplied with their own Hospital Stores, and be attended by British Surgeons, particularly charged with the Care of them.
Your Lordship will be pleased to signify your Determination either to accept or reject the Proposals now offered, in the Course of Two Hours from the Delivery of this Letter, that Commissioners may be appointed to digest the Articles of Capitulation, or a Renewal of Hostilities may take place.
家园 你就属于较真的 那个时候有个毛的空军啊
家园 英军投降书还在吗？现存哪里？ 我这个问题是不是不符合笑话楼？
