主题：【原创】日志随笔短平快-by 老马丁 -- 老马丁
Joe Wang says (with some grammar errors of his style):
hi, everybody...so aah, i am irish...i read a report saying that a man reach
their sexual peak at the age of 18...but i didn't know this, until i was 25
...so the world will never knew what a stud i was...nobody took a bite out o
f this peach when it was ripe...
i am not good at sports, but i love parallel parking...because unlike sports
...whenever parallel parking, the worse you are...the more people they have
rudeing for you...i am an immigrant...and i used to drive this used car with
a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off...and one of them s
aid ...if you don't speak english...go home...and i didn't notice this for t
wo years...i tried really hard to become an US citizen, and i had to take th
is america history lessons...
where they ask us questions like... who's benjamin franklin...well, I like a
ah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what's the second amendm
ent...well, I like aah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what
's the row (Roe) vs wade...like aah...two ways of coming to the united state
s...i have a family now, but i used to be really scared of marriage... i was
like...wow...50% of all marriages end up lasting for ever...
i just had my first child last year... and aah...i was really amazed by it..
.you know...i was at the delivery room...holding on my son...thinking to mys
elf...wow...he was just born...and he is already US citizen...so i said to h
im...ah...do you even know who's benjamin franklin...now i have a sign on my
car...it says...ah...baby on board...this sign is basically a threat...it j
ust says i have a screaming baby and a nagging wife...and i am not afraid of
dying anymore...
以下是抄来的一段说法∶
In 1973, the US Supreme Court had prohibited states from making laws that in
terfered with a woman's right to an abortion during the early months of preg
nancy.
Joe 把 roe v. wade 转换成 row (rowing the boat) & wade (swimming ) to USA. (
划船和游泳偷渡到美国)
第一个 Benjamin Franklin 的幽默在於美国的百元大钞上就是印著他的头像， 所以商
店强劫都是因他而起.
第二个 Second Amendment to the US constitution is to protect the right to ke
ep and bear arms. 所以又和抢劫相关。
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那个平行趴原来就没听懂。看了这个以后还是不太明白。
另外一条是：
不要碰
╭︿︿︿╮
{/ o o /}
( (oo) )
︶ ︶︶，
甚至连提也不能提，谁提跟谁急，穆圣至少对了一次。
承受不了那种感觉。
你要写你自己的一件趣事呢。
唉，这年头，人心浮动。。。
一般人辛苦30年也就干到他那位子。这下好了，一下子回到解放前。
不知道是出于什么原因。或许有时候压力小了也不是什么好事。
the worse you are, the more people you have rooting for you 
能够在字母大叔（Letterman）那里露上一面，是stand up comedian们莫大的荣誉啊。当年Johnny Carson也是这样提携新秀的，包括Bill Cosby
[FLASH]http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/128625/a_very_young_bill_cosby.swf[/FLASH]
其实刚看见这新闻，我就想上来问问马丁教授的意见 -- 总觉得研究市场营销的教授们性格最开朗最随和，绝对想不到会有如此的暴力倾向。。。
猜到这个意思，但是不知道这个rooting的用法。
他到顶了，凭他做的方向没可能成为一级大牛。人生估计没有追求了。 要是每天为tenure,经费，文章发愁，估计想法又不一样。
他到顶了，凭他做的方向没可能成为一级大牛。人生估计没有追求了。 要是每天为tenure,经费，文章发愁，估计想法又不一样。
难道该老婆让他郁闷得疯了？//瞎猜