主题：厕所文学摘录（慎入） -- 木铎
无意间发现一个厕所文学的集散地http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/，里边不乏神作。
Episode I：“文的自觉”
Hotel Lobby Restroom
Illinois USA
Men's restroom, 1st floor
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.
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Episode II：“人生失意常八九，可与人言只二三”
Shari's Restaurant
Shoreline, Washington USA 98133
Women's restroom, only floor
here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants
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Episode III：“战争与和平”
John Yeats Middle School
Suffolk, Virginia USA 23435
Women's restroom, 1st and only
Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.
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Episode IV：“好奇害死猫”
SWEDEN
Men's restroom
This was written on the inside of the stall door.
In large writing:
If you can read this is your sight is average.
Slightly smaller:
If you can read this you have pretty good eyes.
Really small:
If you can read this you have sight like an eagle.
Super small:
If you can read this you are shitting on the floor.
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Episode V：“大道见于矢溺”
Engineering Building
Boulder, Colorado USA 80023
Men's restroom, ground floor
E=MC2
(And underneath it)
Very nice Albert, next time show your work
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Episode VI：“信我的，永远不渴”
Lifeboat Inn
Hayling Island UK PO11
Men's restroom, ground floor
Jesus saves fallen women.
Underneath.
Ask him to save me one
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Episode VII：“一晌贪欢”
Champs
St. Paul, Minnesota USA 55387
Women's restroom, floor: 1st
15 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
1 week in the hospital,
And a baby with no name.
Some come here to sit and think,有人坐下想连篇
some come here to shit and stink,有人粑粑臭熏天
but I come here to itch my balls,我在此处挠蛋蛋
and read the writing on the walls.读完厕文写诗篇
Some come here to sit and think, 客来或座思
some come here to shit and stink, 亦有屁而矢
but I come here to itch my balls, 独吾挠双蛋
and read the writing on the walls. 定睛读厕诗
Women's restroom, only floor
here I sit all broken hearted 坐厕心破碎
tried to shit but only farted 欲矢而得屁
then one day I took a chance 也曾想屁放
tried to fart and shit my pants 却是矢上裤
Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.
纯洁的交欢如同为和平的杀戮
15 minutes of pleasure, 一刻鱼水欢 （爽一刻）
9 months of pain, 九月怀胎痛 （痛九月）
1 week in the hospital, 周滞医院苦 (七日院)
And a baby with no name 生子却木父 (无名婴)
人的一生就象在拉屎,有时你已经很努力了,可出来的只是一个屁
即使不发配，每天也去
有厕所文学的风格。