主题：【文摘】笑话三则(英文) -- huamei

A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him,

"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're

dying of AIDS? "

Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam and Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

Politics Explained

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of

the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of

the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your

needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working

Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that

and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that

night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He

finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to

his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her,

he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole

and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I

Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me

in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy

replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government

is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."