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A doctor gets a phone call from his best friend, and the frantic voice at the other end says "God, oh God, my wife's dead! I shot her! What do I do!?"

The doc tells his friend to calm down.

"OK, now the first thing is, you have to be sure that she's really dead."

He hears silence at the other end, then a single gunshot.

"OK, that did it. What next?"

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