主题：附和李和平阿姨：我听过的几首古怪而有趣的歌 -- 毛锥子

昨天拜读和平阿姨的帖子，不由得会心一笑。本人听歌也有些年头了，有很多古怪而有趣的歌现在还有印象。刚才用youtube搜了一下，居然找到了几首。现在一并整理出来，和大家分享一下。我不知道这些歌到底有多少艺术价值，不过这世界上有太多让人听了生不如死的“音乐”，如果多几首让人（至少能让我）傻笑几声的歌，不是很好么。

红色部队：《累》——青春期的现实主义

[MP=320,240]http://podcache.cctv.com/published1/2007/06/11/pub1181555446604.mp3[/MP]

喜欢摇滚的朋友大概不会忘记《中国火1》带给我们的震撼。十几年了，《火1》里到底有哪些歌已经没有印象，但这首红色部队的《累》却始终让咱难以忘怀。“空当地房间里没人来作陪，只有去那街上看看姑娘的腿”为我当年走上街头提供了无比珍贵的精神支持。当然还有“吃的贵，喝的贵，自行车要上税”，我记得曾把这句歌词写进一封情书，这封情书的命运就像红色部队这个乐队一样，石沉大海，无影无踪了。

The WHO： 《My Wife》——献给天下那些懦夫悍妇

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/6bn1bksFJdg&mode=related&search=the%20who%20chicago%201975[/FLASH]

喜欢看《CSI: NY 》的朋友应该不会忘记电视剧的片头曲《Baba O'Riley》：“Out here in the fields，I farm for my meals...”。《Baba O'Riley》和这首《My Wife》都出自The WHO乐队专辑《Who's Next》。我个人更喜欢《My Wife》的专辑版，每听一次都会笑翻。可惜在youtube上只有LIVE版视频。希望你不要被The WHO的强悍表演镇住，因为这首歌实在是不够男人。看看歌词你就知道：

My life's in jeopardy

Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be

I ain't been home since Friday night

And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection

Gonna buy a gun so

I can look after number one

Give me a bodyguard

A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun

.............

（歌词太长，剩下的您自己搜吧）

Bob Dylan:《On the Road Again》——大令, 不上路，俺毋宁死

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/HGTk1K7phvA[/FLASH]

不清楚为什么就喜欢上Bob Dylan，也不清楚为什么就不喜欢他了。无论如何，Bob Dylan的歌永远是值得书写一笔的。早期的Dylan继承了美国民谣歌手特有的幽默感，加上他古里古怪的性格，因此在《Bringing It All Back Home》专辑出现《On the Road Again》这种另类作品也就不足为奇了。这张专辑里还有一首《Bob Dylan's 115th Dream》也绝对值得推荐。

附歌词一段：

Well, I woke up in the morning

There's frogs inside my socks

Your mama, she's a-hidin'

Inside the icebox

Your daddy walks in wearin'

A Napoleon Bonaparte mask

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, do you have to ask?

..................

Neil Young:《Transformer Man》——1982年的变形金刚

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/MzSsoYZbWfc[/FLASH]

本人虽是老杨的铁杆歌迷，但不得不承认，1982年的大碟《trans》堪称老杨职业生涯以来最差的作品，当然这也是全世界老杨歌迷的共识，除了他自己不这么认为外。实际上，老杨自己对这张破烂还挺中意的。电子乐本来人人都能玩，老杨绝就绝在他用了一个叫“Vocoder”的电子发声器，因此歌迷就有幸在1982年就欣赏到变形金刚里霸天虎声波的演唱了。可惜我贴的youtube这个不是老杨的原声，不过模仿还是挺到位的说。

Tom Waits: 《Franks Wild Years》——如果可以，还是当首歌吧

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/jduwOZZ2wTk[/FLASH]

如果你喜欢Tom Waits，你可以把他的作品称作歌曲，如果你不喜欢，你可以用任何你能想到的名词称呼。当然，《Franks Wild Years》更是如此。如果你能坚持看完我贴的这个youtube视频，我建议你去看看关于这首歌的其他视频，一定收获不小。

附《Franks Wild Years》完整歌词：

Frank settled down in the Valley,

and he hung his wild years on a

nail that he drove through his wife's forehead.

He sold used office furniture out

there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30,000 loan at

15 1/4 % and put a down payment on a little two bedroom place.

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash

Made good bloody-marys, kept her mouth

shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua

named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind.

They had a thoroughly modern kitchen;

self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)

Frank drove a little sedan.

They were so happy.

One night Frank was on his way home

from work, stopped at the liquor store,

picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s.

Drank 'em in the car on his way to the

Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can.

Drove home, doused everything in

the house, torched it.

Parked across the street laughing,

watching it burn, all Halloween

orange and chimney red.

Frank put on a top forty station,

got on the Hollywood Freeway

headed North.

Never could stand that dog.

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