主题：附和李和平阿姨：我听过的几首古怪而有趣的歌 -- 毛锥子
昨天拜读和平阿姨的帖子，不由得会心一笑。本人听歌也有些年头了，有很多古怪而有趣的歌现在还有印象。刚才用youtube搜了一下，居然找到了几首。现在一并整理出来，和大家分享一下。我不知道这些歌到底有多少艺术价值，不过这世界上有太多让人听了生不如死的“音乐”，如果多几首让人（至少能让我）傻笑几声的歌，不是很好么。
红色部队：《累》——青春期的现实主义
[MP=320,240]http://podcache.cctv.com/published1/2007/06/11/pub1181555446604.mp3[/MP]
喜欢摇滚的朋友大概不会忘记《中国火1》带给我们的震撼。十几年了，《火1》里到底有哪些歌已经没有印象，但这首红色部队的《累》却始终让咱难以忘怀。“空当地房间里没人来作陪，只有去那街上看看姑娘的腿”为我当年走上街头提供了无比珍贵的精神支持。当然还有“吃的贵，喝的贵，自行车要上税”，我记得曾把这句歌词写进一封情书，这封情书的命运就像红色部队这个乐队一样，石沉大海，无影无踪了。
The WHO： 《My Wife》——献给天下那些懦夫悍妇
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/6bn1bksFJdg&mode=related&search=the%20who%20chicago%201975[/FLASH]
喜欢看《CSI: NY 》的朋友应该不会忘记电视剧的片头曲《Baba O'Riley》：“Out here in the fields，I farm for my meals...”。《Baba O'Riley》和这首《My Wife》都出自The WHO乐队专辑《Who's Next》。我个人更喜欢《My Wife》的专辑版，每听一次都会笑翻。可惜在youtube上只有LIVE版视频。希望你不要被The WHO的强悍表演镇住，因为这首歌实在是不够男人。看看歌词你就知道：
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun
.............
（歌词太长，剩下的您自己搜吧）
Bob Dylan:《On the Road Again》——大令, 不上路，俺毋宁死
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/HGTk1K7phvA[/FLASH]
不清楚为什么就喜欢上Bob Dylan，也不清楚为什么就不喜欢他了。无论如何，Bob Dylan的歌永远是值得书写一笔的。早期的Dylan继承了美国民谣歌手特有的幽默感，加上他古里古怪的性格，因此在《Bringing It All Back Home》专辑出现《On the Road Again》这种另类作品也就不足为奇了。这张专辑里还有一首《Bob Dylan's 115th Dream》也绝对值得推荐。
附歌词一段：
Well, I woke up in the morning
There's frogs inside my socks
Your mama, she's a-hidin'
Inside the icebox
Your daddy walks in wearin'
A Napoleon Bonaparte mask
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, do you have to ask?
..................
Neil Young:《Transformer Man》——1982年的变形金刚
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/MzSsoYZbWfc[/FLASH]
本人虽是老杨的铁杆歌迷，但不得不承认，1982年的大碟《trans》堪称老杨职业生涯以来最差的作品，当然这也是全世界老杨歌迷的共识，除了他自己不这么认为外。实际上，老杨自己对这张破烂还挺中意的。电子乐本来人人都能玩，老杨绝就绝在他用了一个叫“Vocoder”的电子发声器，因此歌迷就有幸在1982年就欣赏到变形金刚里霸天虎声波的演唱了。可惜我贴的youtube这个不是老杨的原声，不过模仿还是挺到位的说。
Tom Waits: 《Franks Wild Years》——如果可以，还是当首歌吧
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/jduwOZZ2wTk[/FLASH]
如果你喜欢Tom Waits，你可以把他的作品称作歌曲，如果你不喜欢，你可以用任何你能想到的名词称呼。当然，《Franks Wild Years》更是如此。如果你能坚持看完我贴的这个youtube视频，我建议你去看看关于这首歌的其他视频，一定收获不小。
附《Franks Wild Years》完整歌词：
Frank settled down in the Valley,
and he hung his wild years on a
nail that he drove through his wife's forehead.
He sold used office furniture out
there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30,000 loan at
15 1/4 % and put a down payment on a little two bedroom place.
His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody-marys, kept her mouth
shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua
named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind.
They had a thoroughly modern kitchen;
self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan.
They were so happy.
One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s.
Drank 'em in the car on his way to the
Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can.
Drove home, doused everything in
the house, torched it.
Parked across the street laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red.
Frank put on a top forty station,
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed North.
Never could stand that dog.
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尤其是my wife那首！
说起中国火，我就很生气，当时我狠心花了十几英镑在唐人街买了这盘CD，结果被个移民去加拿大的家伙给拿走了！我事后才知道！否则现在多有纪念意义啊。